Checklist - Things You Can & Can’t Do During Haze

Things You Can Do:

1. Drink more water
2. Stay indoors
3. Wear surgical mask
4. Go shopping
5. Start blogging
6. Chatting
7. Cursing the Indons
8. Surf porn the internet
9. Listen to Hitz.fm
10. Watch The Amityville Horror
11. Watch Desperate Housewives
12. Read Harry Potter
13. Eat popcorn
14. Take photos
15. Write thesis
16. Service car
17. Go karaoke
18. Play PS2
19. Take leave
20. Take flight
21. Try hard to sleep well
22. Try to stay as healthy as possible
23. Get irritated
24. Get high
25. Take care


Yes, we should keep up the good habit of drinking more water and try to stay indoors as much as possible. And if you intend to go outdoors, it is recommended to wear a surgical mask, or if you don’t have one, you can try an effective way of covering your nose and mouth with a wet handkerchief.

The best way to spend some quality time is to go shopping or start blogging! Yeah. Let’s flood the shopping malls, since it’s megasale this month. Let more people spend in the malls and help to boost the country’s economy at the same time… ahahaha… For those who blog during their working hours, just make sure you ‘snake’ smartly and don’t let your boss catch you. ;)

If all these still don’t comfort you, maybe you could just start calling up your loved ones, families, long lost friends, best friends, good friends, not so close friends…blablabla… and have a short chitchat with them. This is the best time to catch up with each other since you can express your concern towards them, and also going about cursing the indons’ for their selfish, irresponsible actions before we choke to death! Though it may not improve the condition, since no one, not even the government can come up with a brilliant plan to overcome this situation, at least, at least we have someone to blame at! Damn indons.

Anyway, I am sure there are plenty more things we can do under this hazy blanket. *sniff*sniff*


Things You Can’t Do:

1. See the sun
2. Open burning
3. Exercise
4. Smoking
5. Play tennis
6. Picnic
7. Barbeque
8. Swimming
9. Sunbathing
10. Become AP King
11. Sleep comfortably
12. Go to school
13. Concentrate
14. Jogging
15. Walk in the park
16. Dine out at al-Fresco
17. Fly kite
18. Go to Indonesia
19. Stop the government from increasing fuel price
20. Fine each Indonesian RM500,000 for open burning
21. Stop Suharto’s Mega Rice Project
22. Build casino on this Genting Lowlands
23. Pretend that haze is so not happening, and everything else is as normal
as 10 days ago
24. Feel healthy